deviant art





Login
Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour Lost Password?
Deviant Login
Shop
 Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
About Me Deviant Member fromthedeadMale/United States Groups group avatar #ZombieGroup
ZombieGroup Zombie apocalypse !
Recent Activity
Deviant for 9 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 161 Deviations 2,573 Comments 27,481 Pageviews

Friends

:iconsuperbum: :iconyayashin: :iconjezzamyn: :iconxeeming: :iconimaliea: :iconburnz08: :iconsarafinconcepts: :icongrb76: :iconmatiassoto: :iconfransmensinkartist: :iconjenniferhealy: :iconbodin85: :iconcuzzacurry: :iconalbino-z: :iconnoliablue: :iconkingjamesuk: :iconashleyshyd: :iconanyssa: :iconozzboyd: :iconalexruizart:

Watchers

:iconveryevildead: :icondarthjohnthewise: :iconworlockmolly: :iconincipitsatan666: :iconnickinamerica: :icontaolin102: :iconathlane: :iconticklespickles: :iconlemur1928: :iconpikku-sama: :icontrebya: :iconchaoscampus: :iconsihria89: :iconbelial1980: :iconvincentbucher: :icondoomroar76: :iconnegativesanction: :icondrakedestroier: :iconiblyss: :iconppeltier:
I posted this in the DA Morgue poll but I thought this was too good to not put here. I'm tired and feel like making fun of stuff. Here's a quick summary of the main archetypes on DA. Enjoy.

And if anyone gets offended, it just means you're guilty of being one of these -

Traditional Artist: "oh hey guys, just minding my own business doing things the old fashioned way. Oh by the way I learned all this on my own, it's actually a natural talent I was born with. Oh you don't do traditional then you're not a REAL artist. Did Da Vinci have a computer. Have fun being a video game artist you hack."

Digital Artist: "We're the wave of the future. This world is going all digital. Plus look how good I am. See how marketable digital painting is, everyone loves it since it looks so life like. I mean I can sort of draw, I'm actually not too great but with a tablet I'm an art god. Look at this quick sketch...oh crap hold on...ctrl z...ok NOW look at it, see I'm sooooo good."

Cartoonist: "Well, I was never too into realism. Honestly I suck at it. But I can mess with proportions. Look at all of my wacky characters, aren't they so original?"

Manipulator: "I just love stock photos. They really allow me to get my creative juices flowing. It's not just cut and paste, this takes a real artists eye. Too bad I'll never finish this last piece though, I can't find the right pic on Google. Oh well. Maybe I should learn to draw...naaaah."

Writers: "so im writing this book...its about this guy whos last of his kind...and he has amnesia...and hes a soldier. he falls in love with a gilr but then she like dies and hes full of anger and like kills a bunch. then theres aliens and stuff. um lets see...eah right im really good at like writing talking parts you know dielog or whatev. and then they all die but the main dude zack he dosnt. but it turns out he was the aliens see theres a twist. im a good writer."

Sculptors: "FUCK OFF I'm working."

Photographers: "See what I tried to capture with my subject is the stark juxtaposition between inherent beauty and the mechanic nature that surrounds our senses on a daily basis. By having her spread her legs and present her vagina amid a myriad of machines I am able to show that my artistic intent is to convey an underlying beauty not seen in...you're not buying this huh? Well I do have an entire gallery of black and white photos of people making really bad emotional faces. I also have a gallery of macro flower shots. I hope you like high contrast, it's all I really know how to shoot."

Critics: "Oh I love how you captured the sense of entanglement and fear in the character. Your art really shows that you have a true understanding of your area. I give 5 out of 10 stars. Can you check out my gallery? :bullshit: "

So...did I just about sum up all of DA?
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Therion
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: Deus Ex Human Revolution
  • Eating: A pretzel
  • Drinking: Unsweetened Iced Tea

deviantID

Devious Info

  • Interests: Blood, Ink, Metal
  • Favourite movie: Nightbreed, or Hellraiser. Sometimes Army Of Darkness. Mostly Nightbreed.
  • Favourite band or musician: White Zombie, Belphegor, Cradle of Filth, Nile, Vader, Immortal, Behemoth, Morbid Angel, Pantera
  • Favourite genre of music: Deathy Black overly Heavy Metal, and classical.
  • Favourite artist: Luis Royo, Ed Benes
  • Favourite poet or writer: Clive Barker
  • Favourite photographer: Suze Randall
  • Favourite style of art: Horror, Erotic, Fantasy
  • Operating System: Nuero Surgery
  • Shell of choice: .45 calibur
  • Wallpaper of choice: Black and gray.
  • Skin of choice: whatever girl I'm with at the time
  • Favourite game: Mortal Kombat and God of War
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS1, PS2, PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: All of Dethklok, Beavis and Butt-head
  • Personal Quote: God fucking dammit
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, Ink, Guitar, Medium Strings, Magnum Large Condoms, Sunglasses, Regular Glasses, Concert Shirts.

AdCast - Ads from the Community

[x]

Groups

Comments


:icon:
Add a Comment:
 
:iconwilligenburg:
*Willigenburg Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi.

Thank you for the :+fav:.
I really appreciate it!

--
#ProjectComment - Need comments?

Gallery: [link]
Reply
:iconsihria89:
~sihria89 Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the llama ^^
got one too ;)

--
:blackrose: Ask if I'm open for Requests and/or Art Trades :blackrose:

:blackrose: my group #NegamoonChildren :blackrose:

:blackrose: Cheap Point Comissions [link] :blackrose:
Reply
:iconlady-werewolf:
=Lady-Werewolf Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you very much for the fav :)

--
'Everything is funny if you look at it a certain way' | My English is better than your Polish ♥
Reply
:iconfaraone:
Thanks for the fav.
Reply
:iconfirefliesink:
*FirefliesInk Sep 26, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the rating!
PS: you look like a vampire who has been having dinner =P ... really cool! ;)
Reply
:icontruemefista:
~TrueMefista Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I think that I'm bad in describing what I want><it's NOT what I wanted.I'll just drew you a scetch myself and you'll use it as a base for your drawing,ok?

--
I loved MyLittlePony long before FIM.Old pony-bashing bronies,fuck yourself and DIE.I hope it'll be soon.
-
I am Russian-bad grammar alert.
-
God is a ROCKSTAR,and Jesus is his drummer.
-
Cucumber:was growing to be a watermelon,got lazy in the process.
Reply
:iconfromthedead:
Ok

--
ZOMBIFIED HORROR METAL :tombstone:Zombie Death Stench :tombstone: [link] for some :headbang: our STORE [link]
Reply
:icontruemefista:
~TrueMefista Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you forgot to send me a sketch
email is mefista.of.phantom@gmail.com
in case you lost it

--
I loved MyLittlePony long before FIM.Old pony-bashing bronies,fuck yourself and DIE.I hope it'll be soon.
-
I am Russian-bad grammar alert.
-
God is a ROCKSTAR,and Jesus is his drummer.
-
Cucumber:was growing to be a watermelon,got lazy in the process.
Reply
:iconfromthedead:
I didn't forget, I was just waiting for your e-mail

--
ZOMBIFIED HORROR METAL :tombstone:Zombie Death Stench :tombstone: [link] for some :headbang: our STORE [link]
Reply
:icontruemefista:
~TrueMefista Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...I answered you in pm.Damn,must be da erroring><

--
I loved MyLittlePony long before FIM.Old pony-bashing bronies,fuck yourself and DIE.I hope it'll be soon.
-
I am Russian-bad grammar alert.
-
God is a ROCKSTAR,and Jesus is his drummer.
-
Cucumber:was growing to be a watermelon,got lazy in the process.
Reply
:icon:
Add a Comment: